One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

elevator mischief

When you hit all of the numbers just before you walk out of the elevator so it stops at every floor just to annoy whoever walks in after you.

Guy: "I'm really tired, but my room is on the twenty-second floor."
Girl: "Let's take the elevator!"
Guy: "Shit! Someone's been playing elevator mischief! This will take forever!"

by dancerqt137 September 3, 2010

Elevator Queen

Elevator queen is a former politician named Cherrie Berry, Which appeared in 28,000 elevators as a picture frame in her 20 years of office as the commissioner of labor in North Carolina.

Person:I just saw elevator queen in my hotel today!

by Duoflop November 1, 2021

Elevator

sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....

Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....

by Naah~ sexstorys October 25, 2020

Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.

I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022

Elevator Treatment

The Act of police intentionally stopping the elevator in a detention center, between floors and proceeding to violently beat the perp for several minutes before resuming and taking the perp to the jail block and citing that the person slipped in the elevator. (Happens if the perp seriously pisses off the cops ) the operation being common in the 80's and 90's when most elevators were not equipped with CCTV

Damn man they just brought Jason back from Interrogation, By the looks of his face they gave him the Elevator treatment on the way back. Must've pissed them off during the session"

by Hawkeye_PC November 16, 2023