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Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
by Luis2018 October 2, 2018
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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.
by FerReally January 16, 2020
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Knob Zoo

Lesly: I love knob zooing with ash, katie, and han. they're the best .
by serendipxty June 18, 2020
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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017
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zoo bent

adjective.
use to decribe a person who has achieved a state of maximum ruckus, often caused by excessive use of gear.
1. "haw man, hawww man i was fucking zoo bent at rummble!"
2. "hey mate, can I have another charge", "nahhhhh man you're fuckin' zoo bent!"
by james macalister January 2, 2011
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