Me at the zoo

The first Video ever posted to YouTube recorded at the San Diego zoo, by a channel called Jawed but pronounced “Javed”
Idk why

“What you doing?”
Me: Watching Me at the Zoo

by Footylegend_310 May 1, 2025

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

zoo pipeline

use of an alaskan pipeline on an animal

When jada ellis used the zoo pipeline on the dog, she was arrested for cruelty to animals.

by jordan657 September 23, 2009

Queen Zoo

The term was created by Fetty Wap.

A Queen Zoo is: A female who is a huge fan of Fetty Wap. Even if she’s not a huge fan of Fetty, it could be a female that is somewhat aggressive, kinda crazy, or simply a female that’s from the zoo (the hood)

She’s a huge Fetty Wap fan, she’s definitely a Queen Zoo.

That woman is a little crazy, but in a good way. She don’t play bout me. That’s my QZ

She grew up in the hood, so she is street smart. The girl is a Queen Zoo

by Vibrant Key January 22, 2023

zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.

--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---

by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009