salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016

secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017

Pass The Salt

A mental slang used as a satirical and exaggerated expression of wanting to kill yourself

Typically if you’re ever in a situation where you feel like “blowing your brains out” or “Jumping off a bridge” this term would be appropriate.

Although it’s not ideal to use in a real life sentence. It can be used as symbolism for wanting to die after a major inconvenience.

Weird awkward dinner where your uncle comes off as a pedophile in his choice of words

(Internal Dialogue amongst yourself )
“Pass The Salt”

by hcemkek August 8, 2021

Hot salt

Synonym for semen or male ejaculate. Also another word for jizz, sperm or cum.

Shoot that hot salt all over these big bits! Give it to me damn it!

by Cowboytickler October 13, 2020

Salted chocolate

When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole

Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday

by Latino2212 November 5, 2020

The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".

The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.

by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011

salted burito

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

by KingCexcell April 18, 2018