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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares 

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
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The First Guy to Own A Nightclub 

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare 

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.
frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...

TheNightOfHell 

TheNightOfHell.

is a ROBLOX player, SFM animator, and youtuber (with 100+ subs)
person 1: hey is that TheNightOfHell?
person 2: yeah it is!

person1: cool! hes super awesome
TheNightOfHell by shxdow! September 8, 2021

TheNightstroke 

A power-hungry dictator with a yoda cake pfp. Bruno's #1 opp fr
TheNightstroke is online, everybody hide!
TheNightstroke by b0bsthetrueonefr December 2, 2024