mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.

sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can

by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

Mouse Flicker

A slur used against pc players commonly used by console players in gaming.

Console player to pc player: YOU DAMN MOUSE FLICKER!!

by Clorox Disenfectant Wipes April 19, 2021

Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011

Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.

"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"

by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014

evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat

evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

Drops Mouse

This means the truth has been written/typed in a chat and no other words or information is needed. Straight to the point. Boom, enough typed. Simliar to "drops mic", but typed instead of spoken.
Can be a hashtag at end of a text or chat like #dropsmouse.

Ex coworker on chat - "My new job sucks, any chance my position is still available?"
Old boss on chat- "Like we want you back after you broke all of the code and bailed on us ....drops mouse"

by Azgolfgeek February 15, 2017