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Leon

Hes the nicest person you know.
The Girls fall for him and hes the loyalist person EVER.
Most of them has an IQ between 110 and 180
Do you know Leon?

Yes, hes won the physic nobel price and I love him

Wow
by Leon 0978 January 2, 2017
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leon jihad

Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair
Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world
by LeonMor January 4, 2017
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Leon

A Leon is a True King.

Girls will like him, and much more after they get his attention. He is powerful, wild, mostly long haired and just a bit over average attactive. But thats ok. He doesnt like the sun. He is cool, also spiritedly and likes lazy shady freetime. Guys well fear him until he starts to become a real man. To survive: Obey. Or become a friend of a Leon,
so u'll be safe and sound. He thinks a lot and cares a lot about the people next to him.
You CAN like him. May he is adorable to u. May hes not. Even if he is kinda... speacial and annoying sometimes. He just feels kinda lonely, so he likes it to laugh about weird things, his own bad jokes or a... "unique" situation. But remember: he is a true leader. He will be soft. Or not. Your Choise. He knows both. If ur unlucky he shows you his dark side. Also think back to the old days of Kings. Monogamy is not his nature. Think back to the boring tv documentaions u saw. Dont miss the border of his territory. Just dont make him angry. Feel safe. And dont forget: he is just a man. He will make mistakes. May help him. MIAU MOTHERFCKER! :3
>Should I join him? I definitly can not make him happy. He seems cute. Why no one vote him as our leader?
>Oh, Leon already is. Even if Max is the official KIng. Just be a nice girl to him like the others. You can find him next to his girls and enemys, in the shadows next to the sun. He is the long-haired fearful boy with the soft deep voice. U see him? He just plays with 'em. Go to him and join the game. Have fun. Dont worry. Those twilighted shadows are too afraid of him and his friends.
by Rex Dracula January 17, 2017
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Leon is a synonym for asshole
Ah! What an Leon!!
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Leon

A dude who wants to „ChakaBalla“ everyday and loves to drink an enormous amount of liquor and likes to joke about homosexuals. He enjoys being around a lot of people. His biggest fears are fat women or pregnancies. When you see a Leon you can feel positivity going trough the air right into your brain. His gentle and polite behaviour comes with one bad thing, his laugh. His laugh may be annoying but it will let you laugh with him and forget your problems.
Look there is a Leon, he fucked all of my female family members at once.
by Pooeater November 22, 2021
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Leon

Guy with small cock syndrom and lots of dead braincells. certainly doesn’t have sex ever in his life, due to his 2 inch penis size.
Emily: Oh wow that guy looks like a total freak.
Sophia: Yeah, he’s probably a Leon anyway.
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leon

a guy who picks favorites

you cant trust him he will tell everyone everything

he is average height and average looks.
very good dick though

like very good dick.
is that the leon with the good dick?
by gooddickleon November 22, 2021
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