kelsey is the fucking ugliest person on earth and you do NOT want to be around her she will back stab you when you least expect it. she will never be truthful and she will always give you attitude. she always has to be right and if net she will come for you. she is the worst person with such a big ego but they are ugly and rude asf even to elder people. never have kelsey as your friend! she will make your life the worst. SHES UGLY. SHES A RAT. THAT HAS PROBLEMS AND TRANSMITS THEM TO YOUR LIFE!SHE THE WORST. SHE THINKS SHES EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE FUCKING LIKES HER
by laPsecreta December 03, 2022
A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
by KelBeater March 21, 2017
A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 14, 2021
by smoketreess April 25, 2023
kelsey's wednesday night (n): hectic
Hey, how's kelsey's wednesday night?
by irvingstein May 05, 2016
A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins
by Ttyy55 August 02, 2022