The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!
Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**
by Plant/DogHouse January 08, 2021
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Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.
"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."
by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018
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Jordan

The prettiest girl in her entire high school. She's perfect and has a million friends and has the best reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's KRISPY. She laughs all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . <3
Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.
by welovejb September 11, 2011
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Jordan

A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.
by XenaRage May 15, 2011
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Jordan

Don't be a Jordan
by Jordan H8er May 22, 2019
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Jordan

A big jerk. Someone who thinks is so special and they can't get enough of themselves. They think that everyone should think that they're perfect and that the world should revolve around them .
by Dorkyduck May 06, 2015
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Jordan

A girl of natural beauty who is kind to everyone. She's extremely talented, though she may not believe it all the time, but her friends are there to support her. They understand how wonderful, amazing, weird, and caring she is. She is also bright, and plans for an exciting future. Anyone who meets her can instantly see her inspiring, but also animated, character.
by Melody (MissMaj) March 03, 2014
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