Soft Day

A day with no edges.

Any day that has an airport, from which you text-message a person you once loved, and they write back, after 40 minutes: "Wow. Safe travels." And, feeling stupid, you stare out at the Manhattan skyline, observing how the Empire State Building is both absorbed into the silver gelatin sky and periodically released by it, when the gold light floods the sky just after dawn. Clouds. Newark. The feeling that you are about to get on a plane and travel in the opposite direction to what the heart wants. That kind of bittersweet melancholy and imperfect nutrition -- you've just ordered a fruit salad that seems to be fermenting in it's plastic tub -- constitutes the soft day with no misgivings, but a profound inability to think things through.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 17, 2008

bones day

A good day where you have bones, so you can get up and do lots of things. Treat yourself.

Today is a bones day, I'm going to call my sister and get that extra guac

by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

Rusev day

Rusev day is a day celebrated everyday. Rusev day is named after wwe Bulgarian wrestler Rusev.

Tevin: You know what day it is today?
Me: ITS RUSEV DAY!!!

by Runningchips May 5, 2018

Day collar

A day collar is an item from the BDSM lifestyle, usually a piece of jewellery to wear to an event a true collar would be innappropriate.

Janet wears her day collar to her office job

by Thief of Time June 28, 2009

Day one

A person who has been down with from the first day y'all met even thru good and bad

Psycho is my day one homie since the early 90's

by Shadow24 December 30, 2016

Day of the Fish

Precisely 6 months to the day after Day of the Goat.

Annual celebration in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon, fish meat is fried in a batter of Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people with sometimes chicken feet as well.

preceded by Day of the Scroat

me: yo Paul you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Paul Quiddy: which scroat?

me: Scroat of the Fish

Paul: sweet , that means tomorrow is Day of the Fish

me: sweet

by ScroatyMcFogarty August 1, 2016

ÜSKÜDAR Day

The second Friday of every October, celebrating ÜSKÜDAR's awesomeness. Festivities include drawing manly 'staches on your friends' faces, and eating potlucks consisting of croutons, cabbage, and anything you cheffed yourself.

Stephen (Through a mouthful of cabbage salad with croutons on top): I love ÜSKÜDAR Day.

by Tazar.The.Yoot January 18, 2009