Crook

Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)

by jay parker November 26, 2022

Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

Crook

Rick Thorganson

Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook

by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.

She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".

by BadBob816 September 28, 2021