When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
Get the Crookedmug. by jay parker November 26, 2022
Get the Crookmug. by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 7, 2019
Get the Crookemug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. A level 1 Mafia City player.
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019
Get the Crookmug. 