Technolojesus

he/she being the creator/inventor of all technology

lastnight i prayed to technolojesus to fix the virus in my computer.

by dn06gm January 20, 2009

Anti-puppy Technology

An energy shielding technology that resists a puppy collision and rebounds it in the opposite direction. This shielding is only affected by puppies, when they reach adulthood, and become dogs, they are no longer rebounded off of the energy surface. Upon collison, the intel theme song is heard and the shielding glows white-blue then fades. The technology was created around 2007 and first tested in the basement of dude #3 in the internet video, "Three dudes and a puppy."

dude#2: Oh no what if he fell into that hole!

dude#3: Oh that's not possible, it has Anti-puppy Technology.

Anti-Puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..

by key firearm mustang June 6, 2011

technilogy

any obsolete technology

That game is so old it uses ATI Radeon technilogy

by GitGuru March 2, 2026

technilogy

any obsolete technology

That game is so old it uses ATI Radeon Technilogy.

by GitGuru March 2, 2026

Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.

An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.

by Crailsledge September 13, 2009

technologiality

1.mechanical or robotic character or behavior; technoliness.

2.indulgence in mechanical like instincts, impulses, etc.

3.an instance of mechanical character or behavior.

4.sexual relations between a person and a machine; tsodomy. (technological sodomy)

Andrew was charged with technologiality after being found to have relations with robotic toys.

by Discosa April 1, 2010

technologaholic

Someone who is incessantly on foursquare, twitter, facebook or other social networking media to the point of social devolution. Smart phones such as iPhones, Droids and Blackberries often use apps to stay connected on a 24/7 basis.

Dinz2 is always tweeting, facebooking, foursquaring, etc, and is a case example of a technologaholic.

by TheDump January 25, 2011