tart stick

Used (by my brother Larry) to denote a tard or lame-o. From the olde English tarte-shctike.

What a fucking tart stick! Interchangeable w/asshole, idiot, et al....

by capt pusnuts October 07, 2003

Fart tart

When you shit in a pop tart and use it as a condom. Feels great,until you get a STD or herpes.

Girl:Did you use a fart tart on me!? Guy: yes i did baby!girl: i want a divorce asshole

by Sugon69 September 03, 2022

Sloppy tart

After a one night stand if the women walks out with still wet cum on her clothes in public.

Mother to daughter" See that women over there. Don't be like her. Don't become a sloppy tart"

by Betty Swollocks 69 May 16, 2017

Blop Tart

The act of getting a blowjob while eating a poptart

Thanks mom that was the best blop tart breakfast ever!

by automagic April 23, 2010

slop tart

a girl that cant hold her booze and normally gets a train ran on her donkey butt

Man that girls the biggest slop tart, she can say her name cuz shes always gotta dick in her mouth.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

Tart Hole

The Vagina of a girl who has been around a bit to much and tends to be easy (ex1). Combining the word tart and hole. Typically used as an insult, or to tell someone to shut up (ex2)

John: Man you see that girl there? I would hit that.
Bill: I dunno man, I heard she is a real tart hole.
John: Really? Score, an easy lay!

Marry: Omg hey guys!
Tim: Shut your tart hole.

by Daniel the Jewish Wordsmith July 11, 2008

ass tart

A pop-tart used as a weapon against someones ass

That queer wouldn't get off my couch, but a few well placed ass tarts and he moved pretty fast

by holyfunkadelic01 April 01, 2004