Tanner Burk

One who makes everything about himself and thinks he should be center of attention at all times. Cock lover.

Tanner Burk’s bike has a smelly seat.

by Tanner Burk December 21, 2017

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Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

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A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

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Tanner

Bitch ass made boy, white as FUCK. This pussy thinks he’s the shit online, but in real life he’s a PUNK ASS BITCH! Trusting a tanner is like trusting a black chick with a blonde weave. Small dick energy from this bitch. This Nigga can only get bitches online because in real life, this fucker’s cousin is Jabba the Hut.

“Yo you know that tanner guy?”

“Yeah he’s a BITCH ASS MADE BOY.”

by Kiddite January 2, 2020

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