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Max
by 69 Is A Number May 14, 2019
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Max

Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.
Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”
by Max=knobster October 22, 2019
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Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.
Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
by Logan paseska September 3, 2021
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Max

Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
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Max

He gets all the boys in town #boysforlife
Max gets with all the boys
by Maxgayyy May 30, 2019
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Max

Although most of the definitions are positive for the name max, there are some downfalls to it. There are pros and cons to everything and this is one of them. Max is usually a self loathing lazy person. People who are named max often enjoy gaming (maybe a little to much...), take things to personally (especially if they didn't get to have something their way), they don't like to make or eat real meals for themselves, & they have a very hard time owning up to things they did they don't like taking responsibility. A max is usually an annoying younger brother who is spoilt and annoys the hell out of their older siblings. People named max have a lot of creativity and potential if they only strive to earn it. A max will usually not be able to get their way because of their emotions and not being able to control them.
Sister: Sorry max but its my turn to watch tv.
Max: Mom said I had 2 hours to play games on my xbox>:c
Sister: Its been 5 hours.....
Max: I F**KING HATE THIS FAMILY I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE !!!!!!..... -Stomps off to room and slams the door-

Example 2:

Boss: Sorry max, you're fired. You have missed a week of work without notice or call.
Max: So.
Boss: You failed your responsibility.
Max: WELL FUCK YOU THEN I HATED THIS JOB ANYWAYS YOU FAT F**K
by Agirlwhojustknowspeoplewell February 6, 2018
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Max

Short name for D.C artist (Maxdadon)
by Dc top dogs March 22, 2017
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