Also known as a f&s
A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.
This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat
This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat
by MIchael Young April 09, 2008
N. an apparatus designed for the express funtion of catching and preserving the sweat, cheese and residual matter from a womans vagina and any folds or lobes associated there within!
by Flipside#9 May 07, 2007
hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.
bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"
by jiblets 4 dayzz June 25, 2011
The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.
Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
by nyaaron September 12, 2010
"Hey, wanna go out and grab some dinner?"
"Sure, let me take a shower first. I worked up a good wii sweat with my new Wii Fit."
"Sure, let me take a shower first. I worked up a good wii sweat with my new Wii Fit."
by ChefLezlie June 19, 2008
by SomeTosser September 16, 2014
After a hockey game when you don't air out your bag and leave it in your car. The next time you put on your equipment, you need to chip the iced sweat off of your shin pads... nasty shit.
by jaghockeychic December 24, 2004