to do a sumeett/sanjiv

to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock

i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock

by penis butt September 14, 2008

shmeeda

same as shmeed just a different way of saying the same word

"I got a little shmeeda if you want to smoke"

by Jennifer September 11, 2003

Sameerian

1)A derogitory term used for one who is addicted to black pornography.
2)A term used to describe one who is infatuated with the act of injesting pubic hairs.

-"Jesus H Christ...thats a lot of black porn...you're a fuckin Sameerian!"
-"Hey lay off! I deleted it...but it just kept coming back!"
or
-"This chicken tastes funny"
-"Oh, sorry...I thought you were a Sameerian!"

by Mo March 23, 2004

Sameer Kasim

A nickname known name for a "traitor" or "insider" or "terrorist" in certain urban circles in Bangalore in Southern India. It is similar in usage to Uncle Tom or Uncle Sam.

He did a Sameer Kasim when he pulled the muslim card at court.

by Urban Collator September 4, 2021

sameer

autistic fuck that is destined with aleeya :)

sameer is such an autistic fuck

by that preddy mf November 24, 2021

shmeet

An asian who claims to be German when asked for country of origin.

Habib said he was German when I asked where he's from

What a shmeet!

by Dolan Drumpf July 19, 2016

Sameen

Sameen is a name of Islam. He went through hell to find out the meaning of life. A name of pure justice and can be a nice man.

AW fuck it’s layla , oh what ?!? That’s her wallet and meth, better steal it now or never while she is sleeping.., that’s me sameen doing it motherfucker of sources

by Zlsdafaeeerg rtereergfdhttps:/ April 16, 2019