squeegee

A posi virus that will kill if untreated after 5 mins

Person 1 : Yo do u have squeegee
Person 2: Yh
*Person 2 Dies*

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by iloveitzyssjdhsjsndb August 16, 2023

pushy squeeze

a sport in which competitors aim for targets using an empty film canister by squeezing it and launching the lid.

fancy a game of pushy squeeze?

hey the pushy squeeze tournaments are on sky sports 1!

by hardcore tomas March 29, 2008

Jelly Squeeze

Either can be a non-girl/boyfriend or current girl/boy at the moment being jealous...

Dude, get over it, she is probably just a jelly squeeze looking to get back at him!

by Mrs. Carter March 5, 2009

Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Peepee-squeeze

Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard

Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz

by Kenneth Cuntwell April 1, 2010

Ripple Squeeze

When a girl farts while preforming anal sex.

She just gave me a ripple squeeze, it was nasty...
Felt good though!

by InsideNig January 22, 2011

woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 September 30, 2011