squodge

(adjective) ultra-soft, almost gooey

squodge bread, ultra-soft bread that gums up as you eat it

by Tom Yates January 18, 2008

sudge

Literally to suck on fudge. Usually used as a less vulgar word for suck.

"You sudge," Davey said to Boochie.
"Hrey!" he replied, "No you're a boochie!"

by rko September 1, 2008

Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

Sludge Fuck

Reserved only for the sick and twisted. A sludge fuck entails having sexual intercourse atop the deficit of each of the members involved (no pun intended). The warm gooey goodness spreads all over the participants and it somehow arouses them. Yikes.

Why let your shit go to waste!? Try sludge fucking!

by The Alchoholic Insomniac November 7, 2004

Squidge

"Squidge"= slang for cigarette

Hey got a squidge I can buy?

by Gypsy Magick Raven January 23, 2010

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

spudgery

The act of eating potatoes.

I am keen on spudgery with gravy.

by Philip Davis February 28, 2004