I AM THE King Of Spuds
by King of spuds September 18, 2019
He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.
by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022
I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 06, 2020
A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.
Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.
by Stinky Pinky Pete October 03, 2019
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 04, 2021
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019