scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
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Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
by xGRIMLOCx June 05, 2024
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Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
by xGRIMLOCx June 05, 2024
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The Snorkel

When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.
John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.
by fireeater5301 February 06, 2015
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dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently
1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 06, 2009
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nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.
"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.
by Buttonholekale August 07, 2023
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