smurf-kick

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.

"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."

by swosuthefocusisyou February 9, 2009

Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003

Pop a smurf

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.

Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?

by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009

Freaky Smurf

Also known as a stripper.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.

Among your regular bitches, you have your stripper, also known as a Freaky Smurf.

by BK from the 608 December 15, 2010

butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

by BlondesRfunny May 14, 2007

Mexi-Smurf

A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.

A Mexican that looks like a smurf!

My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!

by Trencitas January 26, 2011