Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup May 24, 2018

slurp

This word describes something being extremely attractive. More than likely when you use this word this is something that you find attractive (a promposal, a guy, and even a text message.)

"Oooo bihh look at that slurp he so fine!" or "Bestie ! Thats so slurpie."

by prvncesa May 29, 2016

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.

Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.

by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

moon slurp

fluid ejected from the anus: especially semen

Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!

by 3mta3 September 19, 2014

Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

by Tynn April 26, 2021