Detroit Slammer

Usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. The most common of Detroit Slammer involves eating a coney dog, and crapping the remains all over someone's face Anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of shit.

"After you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a Detroit Slammer on my chest"
~Tenacious D, "Rock Your Socks Off"

by Tayshon Prince May 14, 2003

slammed

1. (most obviosly) FUCKED HARD

2. Lowered suspension

3. Drunk

1. My cock hurts because I slammed your sister too hard in the cornhole

2. My wicked ride is slammed into the weeds

3. I was so slammed I said I liked 4 cylinder cars last night. Everyone thought I was a fuckstain

by Vin Diesel August 8, 2003

splammo

An all-purpose word that can be used as a substitute word and should either be (1) understandable in a proper context or (2) purposely meant to represent something vague. Can be combined with other words or prefixes or suffixes, but cannot be made plural by adding an "s" (i.e., splammos would be wrong - and looking ugly too). Generally meant to be a positive noun, it can represent something negative. The use of "anti-splammo" could be appropriate in a suitable context, such as "the forces of anti-splammo."

"What is this splammo?"
"Man, that's good splammo."
"You're giving me a lot of splammo."
"It's SPLAMM-O-RIFIC!!"
"You surely are a splammohead."
"There appears to be some splammofication of the arteries."

by John Lindquist September 8, 2007

slamming granny in the fanny

When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.

Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

slamming a whopper

The act of pile driving an obese woman.

"When Albert said he was slamming a whopper, I didnt think he meant a 700 pound woman."

by Tuko May 11, 2018

Quebecois Slammer

An alcoholic beverage produced by dropping a shot of maple syrup into a pint of Labatt Blue.

"It only took two Quebecois Slammers for Sarah to make out with the entire hockey team! SACRE BLEU!"

by harm_redux_fuxtress November 23, 2010

twat-slammer

1: (noun) Very basically, a player. One who fornicates with many females. Can describe a male or female. used as insult.

2: (noun) A pride nickname for a very sexually-oriented person.

Example 1:
Allison: So Cj got drunk and had sex with three different girls last night.
Jaiden: Three?! Ugh. He's such a fucking twat-slammer.

Example 2:
Skyler: That's what she said! Am I right? Am I right?
Courtney: My gosh, Skyler, you're such a twat-slammer.
Skyler: You know it!
Courtney: *Facepalm*

by bloobabadoo February 23, 2011