skit

Skit is meant to poke fun at a person when they make a mistake, such as falling over or cocking something up.

Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: Skit on you!

by shadedify June 25, 2009

skitching

Sneaking up on a person and coming on their face.

Charlize flipped out when she caught me skitching on her.

by Wyatt December 30, 2003

skite

old english work for shit

"hey i can say skite at my private *groan* school and not get put in detention from the teachers!"

by Katie April 25, 2005

Skitch

A combination of the words "Scottish bitch". Used to demean a woman from Scotland.

Professor McPhee gave us three hours of homework yesterday. What a skitch.

by MercedesHW January 12, 2009

Shitzkrieg

Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?

Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm

by Taking Kay felling ghey January 23, 2012

shitzu

Ewoks,ewoks from star wars. See the similarities. Are'nt they cute. As a guy I have 5 male Shitzu's and 5 diff. girlfriends. They've been a big help heheh! YU dog....

When he starts hugging your leg it means he likes you.

by Doggie styl July 21, 2003

shitzo

Someone that you just owned is a shitzo

My w00t goes out to rob!!! :D

I can fly
No you cant shitzo

by Fucktard August 7, 2004