shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

Shlumbism

The religion of the one and only Shlumbis. Forever giving your faith to our favorite ghostly friend.

Shlumbism is a growing religion soon to take over the worlf

by Owhdndje October 13, 2023

Shlumby

Homophobic

Damn, my friend got shlumby when the topic of gay people came up

by Kyhsh October 15, 2023

shluck

An extremely sloppy blowjob. So sloppy she won’t be able to say “suck” properly with all that nut in her mouth

“I heard she gives crazy good shluck”
“Bro, that bitch shlucked me off last night, it was so much nut on her face”

by clustershluck17 November 12, 2023

Shlafawny

(Shluh-fa-nee)

A word meaning smells horrible and has a gyott

Ex shlafawny:

A boy: shlawfany
boy's crush gets very offended and pulls out the pistol

by IonBlast November 23, 2023

shlud li

when you misspell 'should i'.

Person 1: Hmmm... Shlud li?
Person 2: Did you just say: 'shlud li'?
Person 1: Bruh.

by idiotier November 25, 2023

SHLUBE

You shit in your hand and rub it all over her vaginal area and use it as lube

She was dry asf last night bro I had to use SHLUBE.

by kevevevev December 6, 2024