shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019