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selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.
Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!
by sublimex1 November 16, 2007
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Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.
WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.
by SWMerlin February 6, 2010
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Selina

Selina is the kits amazing and snazziest person to ever live! She has a great sense of humor and she loves her loyal friends.
Girl: hey, whatsg your name?

Other girl: Selina..?

Girl: COOL
by Kanzadoo July 6, 2019
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Selina

Selina, is the most loving and kind person you’ll ever meet. She takes care of everyone, always makes sure everyone is okay. Selina is the most intelligent girl you’ll ever meet and if you’re as lucky as to have one in your life, you should be very thankful. Selinas can make you feel incredibly safe and strong, like as long as you’re by her side you can do anything you wish to. Selina is so beautiful, and most likely a singer. She is super wise, and gives the best advice. She’ll do almost anything for those she cares about, and will always be there for people even when they hurt her really badly. She’s a really forgiving and kind person, she’s also very loyal to her family. But please don’t argue with her, you will not win. She might be shy when you first get to know her, but when she lets you in you’ll truly see how mindblowingly amazing and great she is.
Wow she’s so gorgeous, must be a Selina.”
by Mulligibber876 June 17, 2020
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Sterling Heights

A suburb outside of D-town filled amazing people. Also known as "The Heights." Basically, where you head to get a cheap deal and good lovin'.
X: "Hey man, i drove into Sterling Heights last night... that shit was whiggitay whack."
Y: "Oh yeah, Sexxual Jones?"
X: "Ooooh Yeah."
by Sexxual Jones March 25, 2009
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dirty sterling

When you use a Sterling silver necklace liked anal beads on a girl. When it is pulled out and has its stinky layer, it is then put around the girls neck as a gift.
She loved her new necklace until it became a dirty Sterling.
by ReaperRacer623 November 20, 2019
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selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.
as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"
by chip chocolate November 12, 2010
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