I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.
by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022
by CupcakKe's dad November 08, 2017
When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
by Fatboii3578 May 21, 2023
Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back
Guy 1: sick classic stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back
Guy 1: sick classic stephanie
by RooftopBar April 09, 2019
A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food
by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019
by TheDefinitionFox October 02, 2018
Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.
by XX-_- February 01, 2024