A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
thats what she said!
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
thats what she said!
by uwould June 1, 2005
Get the thats what she saidmug. by Jamondo Rudolf January 9, 2010
Get the This kid said Shaun Whitemug. As spoken memorably by the inimitable Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka himself in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
by Glinda October 3, 2005
Get the I said good day!mug. Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!
I was just faking!
That's what she really said!
Is that it?
That's what she really said!
That's what she really said!
I was just faking!
That's what she really said!
Is that it?
That's what she really said!
by cali spain January 2, 2011
Get the that's what she really saidmug. two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
by raaafael September 17, 2007
Get the thats what she saidmug. A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008
Get the That's what your mom saidmug. A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.
Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!
Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!
Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!
by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012
Get the thats what me saidmug.