Rip & Dip

the two part act of having sex (ripping) and leaving soon thereafter (dipping).

"Dude, this girl wants me to cuddle with her, but I'm all about the 'rip and dip.'"

by The Sad Clown Fish May 25, 2005

rip van fucktard

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.

This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.

by husein January 15, 2007

RIP DIME

A meme that is frequently used in UG (Ultimate-Guitar). It is used similarly to the meme I Cum Blood. It's usually considered spam (which I disagree upon) and results in a warning.

RIP DIME refers to the greatest guitarist ever from Pantera and Damageplan who got shot onstage by a psycho in 2004. RIP DIME

TS: Hello Pit! I just broke my guitar, what do I do?

You: RIP DIME

by chaoticfables April 8, 2009

Rip session

When you verbally shit all over a person

lets go rip session on Jeff for hookin up with a 12 year old

by Meaty chunks July 26, 2007

Rip Van Dumple

This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.

Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.

by ooten November 26, 2007

Rip Shit Titted

When one over indulges in a copious amount of illegal narcotics and alcohol including but not limited to nitrous oxide

Hetty Brah 1: Man that tweeprise was disgusting
Hetty Brah 2: I don't remember it I was totally Rip Shit Titted

by Mr.Prox Reader March 30, 2010

Rip 'n' Dip

When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.

Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!

If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip

by Lunicus December 3, 2011