Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.

Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011

youtube and relax

It's another way to say Netflix and chill but you can't afford Netflix so you YouTube and relax

U want to come over and YouTube and relax because I can't afford Netflix

by Rebecca jackson February 1, 2016

Its a relic

A response to an old internet catchphrase

Him: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Her: My goodness, its a relic

by Memenonynous September 30, 2017

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021

kick back and relax

To make one's comfortable, as in a seated or prone position, and free oneself from tension

I like going to parties, but I prefer kicking back and relaxing at home with a good book.

After a long day of yardwork, I love to kick back and relax on a lawn chair with a tall glass of lemonade.

by PucukHarum January 19, 2023

Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011

reliable

A combination of "responsible" and "liable".

Uh oh. Ah doan' wants you to hole me reliable fo dat.

by Bubba Gump May 9, 2003