a shredded fortnite god. his abs are dripping with zesty ranch dressing though you would probably be distracted by his huge bulging muscles. he get all the ladies and has so much money. trust me when you see his bulging muscles dripping with zesty ranch dressing you will believe me.
ohhhhhhhh zesty ranch man
by dirkmfdiggler December 10, 2018
Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
Guy: Hey what'cha got there?
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
by prawnt July 02, 2010
That ranch party in my car yesterday took ten years off our collective lives, easily.
If you care to partake in a ranch party tonight, we'll be at Charlie's Pub.
If you care to partake in a ranch party tonight, we'll be at Charlie's Pub.
by Huervo May 19, 2006
by THEWORDMAN6969 March 04, 2022
by The Montana Ranch Hand June 20, 2020
by tsukiatari March 22, 2007
Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.
The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.
Also known as ROML
The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.
Also known as ROML
Real life usage:
Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............
Online usage:
Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........
Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............
Online usage:
Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........
by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011