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Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.
by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024
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Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.
by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025
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Pulling A Ralph

When one jizzes on one's own face after masturbation.
Guy 1, after pulling a ralph: "I just pulled a ralph bro"
Guy 2, who doesn't know wtf that means: "Huh??"
by Perchillywiggle July 7, 2025
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Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.
by Getabuttjobsoitsperky November 30, 2025
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Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025
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Max Ralph

by aeroman123 March 23, 2025
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Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021
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