Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.

Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.

by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018

cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 04, 2015

raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

raccoon

the most adorable creature to ever exist

Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon

by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023

Raccoon

Zane from aphmau

'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.

That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)

by GloriousPump February 18, 2024

raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.

Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*

by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021