Queef

a weird, gay person

Kevin is a queef

by Alex-X November 17, 2003

Queef

a queef is a homosexual,
Queef can also be used as, 'loser' 'stupid-ass' and many other insults.

*jimmy falls down*
Courtney: "Jim you queef!"

by Emily November 09, 2004

Queef

When a female farts out of her pussy. Usually not smelly but nasty af; vaginal fart

A dude: hey girl want to fuck.

A girl: yea sure.

"Sticks penis in vagina"----------
"Vagina makes farting noise"
A dude: Whoa! Girl what was that, did u fart
A girl: no I just queefed. (Queef)

by Sam_Roberto670 December 24, 2016

Queef

When a girl farts and it goes up through her vagina.

Sally likes to queef because it feels good.

by Kingmoney1635 June 10, 2016

Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

Queef

a male queef is when a guy stands on his head and blows air out of his mouth

hey those yoga classes are damn fucking great i queefed

by Pradeep Raman June 06, 2003

queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 22, 2007