Pundit

Alex Warwick number 1 northern nazi shagging god, Ella dean entrepreneur and scrotum inspector. Apprentice to Big E the great, enslaver of amir. Pundit has a 15 quid bounty for sniffing his sisters underwear. He is private enemy number 2 after the legendary outlaw Neville Lishman.

‘Pundit is such a gay boy’.

by Big E the Great September 27, 2023

punitan

An Indian friend who's a racist troll whom refers to himself/herself as "that guy"

You're such a punitan that you don't even realize our foreign classmates hate u

by gandalf the calf October 17, 2023

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023

Pudict

The feeling of being down without reason. Similar to melancholy although more extreme. Can also be used as "pudictly" to describe an action took in a pudict way.

Coming off of a great day, I suddenly felt a pudict wave crash over me.
Puductly I stare out the window, wondering where the rain has gone.
My friend said they were pudict so I brought them a gift basket.

by WaiGarathe September 18, 2024

Pudibaiting

To bait people into watching a movie/show with the promise that Danny pudi will be in it when in fact he either wasn’t or was only there for a short cameo.

“Yknow I thought Danny pudi was going to be in that movie migration but he wasn’t, that movie is totally pudibaiting me”

by Danny pudi’s gf December 30, 2023

Putitian

-Noun-

Pronunciation - (Pew-ti-she-on)
Plural - Puteice (Pew-tee-s)

Definition: a Haphazardly cobbled together request or demand (Usually in writing) made to an authority or organized body (such as a court) which gives no regard for Spelling or Grammatic correctness.

Scenario 1 -
Person 1: "Bro how did you throw together the petition so fast?!"
Person 2: "What Can I say, I'm just a skilled writer." -Aside- "little do the know, this document is a total 'Putitian' there is no way it will get approved."

Scenario 2 -

Teacher: "Johny. . . listen, I can not accept your homework, it's a complete and utter Putitian, I can barely understand your writing."

by Allegory_Aly February 26, 2024

pudicky

The distinct co-mingled smell of a wet vagina and semen.

That wet show at the Lusty Lady smelled like pudicky.

by annavic March 24, 2024