pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
Get the pretzel daymug. by anonymous August 26, 2022
Get the Pumpernickel Pretzelmug. by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025
Get the prostate pretzelingmug. Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
by Travey James January 6, 2020
Get the Pretzelmug. A sex position for professionals
Friend 1: heyyy gurrrrl how was your one night stand
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
Friend 2: we were both pros so we tried the Pretzel Dip. Here’s how the move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. 1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
by Dillydally February 23, 2008
Get the Broken Pretzelmug. by Goosetavo July 2, 2016
Get the boil pretzel sticksmug.