potato

A person whose every action, whose appearance, whose mere existence irritates you. Someone you loathe although you have no good reason to loathe you. Someone who is irrationally hated in every way.

He's one of my potatoes

by Gooby6969 September 3, 2010

potato

occurs when a white male has anal sex with a black male. The white males penis becomes a potato because it has an outer brown layer while it is white on the inside

When Clay Aiken had anal sex with Tyrone he had a potato

by kyle campbell is a chubie May 2, 2009

potato

To fuck, where the man's balls are banging off the recipients arse.

I fuckin potatoed her last night.

by Bear January 23, 2003

potato

A female who breaks up with/cheats on/does not appreciate a nice guy.
Also known as: a bitch.

"Kim from the show Scrubs is such a controlling potato."

by Mel Cupcake March 3, 2008

Potato

Beautiful, and the best thing to ever happen. Amazing in every way, and with no faults. :333

Maddy is the best Potato

by Sheisntapotato August 23, 2014

Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends

Sarah is being a potato again.

by Squrcle December 28, 2016

Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends

Sarah is being a potato again.

by Squrcle December 28, 2016