Poommate

The grodiest, most inconsiderately disgusting roommate you will ever have. They usually have a dog (that they can't take care of). This person usually acts like they're not the problem and frequently blames others for their mistakes.

"Hey, is that a dog shit stain on literally every carpet in your house?"
"Yeah, I have a poommate."

by libheway May 22, 2023

poomarang

When a particularly dense or fast moving turd bounces off the water and back to your butthole.

I fired a turd off so hard it hit my baloon know like a poomarang!

by Registered Nerd June 7, 2023

Poomplex saddlemon

Welsh slang for a person with deformities which originate from incestual relationships

Have you seen Webster? Bit of a poomplex saddlemon if you ask me

by SadzRidah June 20, 2023

Poomp

1.) a word from Home (the movie on netflix)
2.) used when something sad happens
3.) also known in the human world as poop

Hey isn't that your ex? Is that her new boyfriend

Poomp

by NOBODYLIKES July 11, 2023

Poopaglyphics

Handprints, footprints, or finger streakings on wall or floor of bathroom from someone not having clean hands or feet after defecation.

Don’t use that stall, someone has marked it with their poopaglyphics

by NOTDrPhirr July 28, 2023

Pompaz

a rich ungrateful brat

you are a pompaz rat

by shimmyshammi.com July 16, 2024

Poopa

A term of endearment for the K9 species.

"This my sweet poopa, Fido!"

by littlehunnib August 17, 2024