Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.

I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.

by UbërDawg May 26, 2023

turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

Poker Mouth

The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.

Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.

by Pink Gnomie November 6, 2018

piercing poker

A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.

Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.

by Halers Dee May 31, 2011

Poker on the 8th

A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

‘Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?

by rusTyJim July 29, 2020

Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.

Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!

by DeathGrim March 16, 2022