Piggy eyes

How your eyes look the morning after a night of crying all puffy and like a pig

I was crying all night and I woke up all piggy eyes this morning

by Gleeswing January 12, 2022

piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.

I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.

by meesterseege March 12, 2011

Piggies

If you are racist or homophobic you are a pig and should jump off a cliff❤️

"I realized i am a piggie"
-everyone leaves you because no one likes piggies"

by ieatsticks July 5, 2020

piggy eater

The opposite of a picky eater. Piggy eaters with eat anything like pigs do.

Person 1: Choose something already stop being such a picky eater

Person 2: It's better than being a piggy eater you fat fuck.

by Some fat fuck November 29, 2016

Piggie Sniffles

What is really afflicting lazy workers who call in sick at work claiming they have 'Swine Flu'

'got the piggie sniffles fancied a wee holiday from work'

by Wetsoks July 17, 2009

mrs. piggy

A rude way of saying "female police officer". It is commonly used amongst truckers.

Over radio: "Hey, looks like I've been pulled over by Mrs. Piggy"
"Yeah man. Have fun."

by MadMars8700 June 3, 2022

Piggy Parked

When two cop cars park facing opposite directions with their driver’s windows next to each other so they can talk.

“I saw two cops piggy parked at 7-eleven”

by DildoBaggins76 April 9, 2024