Pickering

act of simultaneously denouncing lascivious behavior (usu. for political purposes) and engaging in that very same behavior

hiking the appalachain trail getting it on the side hypocrisy vitter

I heard that guy who called for Bill Clinton's resignation was caught "pickering" in a church!

by Degringolade July 17, 2009

pickering middle school

The worst school on the entire face of the planet . Filled with horny little fuckboys and bitchy popular girls. A lot of bullying happens here too . There is also a bunch of ghetto kids . School is rotting and is honestly older than dirt

Laquisha: “hey boo, what school did your great great great grandma go too?”
Bridget:”pickering middle school”

by Thiccynikki May 4, 2018

Pick your cotton

To have amazing or wild sex with another person.

How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.

by Default_Dave March 26, 2019

PickAPixel

The most smartest, nicest, funniest Rocket League YouTuber ever!

Person- Do You watch PickAPixel?
Me: Yes, of course!

by Kryptic Tron January 26, 2021

MILF Pick

The very last pick in Little League Baseball draft. Usually plays right field and would NEVER be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his Mom is a MILF. Only redeeming quality: his Mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).

Coach 1- GADZ- that fielder of yours couldn't catch a cold...much less a pop up or a line drive. He must have some hidden talent.
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?

by MiMimmmmmm May 24, 2010

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

pick up line

does NOT help pick up girls..

sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.

by pinkslips April 14, 2007