physics

if something falls, it eventually hits the ground.

"it hit the ground cuz physics like wtf"

by Zefe Zöner March 13, 2021

hector from physics

A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.

“Alright, its time for our weekend share”

“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”

by GordonsLover January 19, 2023

Physics

A thing that no human understands

Marie is 5'6 and John is 6'1 how much a plane weights: physics

by Ein888 May 17, 2022

Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things

You are the fifth law of physics

*shits aggressively*

by Chungus farting in your mother June 19, 2021

Post physical office world

A new scary bureauscape where there are no more physical offices and everything is done through zoomteractions.

A post physical office world is f*ing scary to me right now.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2022

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.

Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?

by Xeakae December 5, 2020