retard parade

When a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.

Dammit, I'm late for a foot appointment and I need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a retard parade so I have to wait until the red light!

by Andariel Halo April 7, 2010

squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.

example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.

by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010

dangling participial phrase

an uncompleted phrase leaving one wondering what is supposed to be said next.. "the bear happened upon, eating a log"

"jumping through the forest, the end" thats such a dangling participial phrase

by sonorareyes April 6, 2009

puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window

"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"

by clarkstein January 14, 2008

Uttar Pradesh

A place in India where cows are more safe than women.

There is a lot of rapes happening in Uttar Pradesh

by GoKarunaGo November 20, 2020

parade wave

also known as the 'miss america wave', and sometimes as the 'royal wave'

the beauty contestant gave her best miss america wave for the crowd, also known as the parade wave

by stendhalismo November 9, 2005

Pride parade

Adults who string words together, then turn them into acronyms (see LGBTQIA) to give their movement a sense of seriousness and legitimacy. The main ritual of this amalgamation of people is marching forward, resembling all relevant characteristics of a funeral procession (except the dead guy - uh, oh, I mean 'person' ) A common attribute found among the members of this movement is the belief that making yourself look different means you're different. The foundation of the movement is what its members find attractive enough for sexual inter-course. The main symbol adopted by this group is the rainbow color palette, which eventually amounts to a blank paper-white - so much for being different. The movement is yet to come up with a catchy slogan ( LGBTQIA doesn't really lend itself to chanting.)

I could give a few suggestions for a Pride parade slogan (or a catchphrase) : 'We're here and we're queer! ', 'Pride is right! Pride is right!', 'We walk, we talk, we'll screw with whoever we want!'

by Fanny P. Ack June 30, 2019