straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.

The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.

by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022

Queer Pervert

The term “Queer Pervert” may be used as someone who is to “queer” for their being and/or being way to totten.

“She was being a Queer Pervert today and i felt like it wasn’t a good influence on me.”

by zestyydawgzzz June 05, 2023

Pervertivities

A person with a group of friends who's so... Call it be on the same page of dirty jokes. So, the perverted activities...

Being defined as Pervertivities "The dirtier the better and the more the banter back and forth."

by #KNOX #FAN #PERVERTIVITIES March 15, 2019

Perverted snickerbar

Perverted snickerbar is someone so perverted that they turn into a snickerbar.

damiam: I love feet
lers: What are you a perverted snickerbar
damiam turns into a snickerbar

by OtakuOfculture January 19, 2022

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

Pervertable

An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.

I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!

by waterdude125 September 29, 2021