Pegging

The act of doing your boyfriend in the ass with your strap-on.

Alan: That's me quit the motorcycle club again...
Caroline: Have you only done that so I need to give you a good pegging when you rejoin as part of the club initiation?
Alan: Erm... I've no idea what you're talking about...

by Stav69 May 27, 2021

peelin on ya snatch

The act of hitting on a chick in order to bang her.

When I first met you, I was only peelin on ya snatch, but you hooked me.

by Turning Gargoyle November 28, 2006

pelican

A sexual act involving three men and one woman or man. The woman or man orally stimulates one of the men while manually stimulating the other two.

It is so named because the actions of the woman or man performing the act resembles a pelican in flight.

Adam: Me and my boys got that slut on her knees, sucking and jerking.

Steve: Oh, you mean like a pelican?

by Albert E. December 25, 2007

Peginus

A cross between a Pegina (Penis+Vagina) and an Anus. Sexual intercourse with such a mythical sexual organ is referred to as simultaneous double penetration. This mythical organ is believed to be the production of pheromone abuse in a combination with hemaphroditism.

They can also be considered the combination of a Vaginus (Vagina+Anus) and a penis; or a Penus (Penis+Anus) and a vagina.

Man #1: Dude, last night I had sex with a Peginus, it was the best thing ever!
Man #2: Dude, you were fucking high, those things dont exist!
Man #1: What are you talking about, I fuck one very week!

by Mischievous cockroach October 6, 2009

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Spread Pelican

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.

I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.

by wdkh February 20, 2009

peeling dem drawz

When your underwear is so tight, you need to peel them off inch by inch. . .right before you lay dat pipe.

"Yo Neil, I was peeling dem drawz when I realized her parents were pulling up in the driveway."

by Jimmy La Chateau September 5, 2006