peel his muffin cap back blue

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 7, 2011

Peel his muffin cap back blue

The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.

"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"

by Andromeda Delux February 20, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

Peeling

The act of dropping a banana peel through a hole in your pants in order for it to drop on the ground and promptly cause someone to slip on the peel.

Yesterday I went peeling after breakfast.

by ThePeeler June 3, 2023

verbal banana peel

This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.

Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.

by von groovy July 19, 2024

Peel

To insult someone without holding anything back making them lose their will to live.

Axzel: Fermin just peeled on carson
Chris: WHAT!? He's gonna lose his will to live
Axzel: i know...

by lagend March 18, 2017