panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
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Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 03, 2014
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panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.
panic puffsgasfartswind from down under
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Panic! At The Disco

A real fan vs a fake fan:

Real fans:

Don’t judge people based on how many songs they know or how long they’ve been a fan

Are happy when they see that P!ATD gets a new fan, meaning the fan base is increasing.

Knows at LEAST 3 song names and a song by heart (not necessary though)

Fake fans:

Knows only one song and calls themselves “#1 fan”

Only likes Panic! At The Disco for one song

Example of both:
(#1 = fan. #2 = fake fan. #3 = medium.)

#2: OMG I LOOOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO
#3: cool. What’s your favorite song?
#2: High Hopes.

#1: Mine’s Northern Downpour
#2: wat’s that
#3: Is it Pretty. Odd?
#1: Yes, it is.
#3: Oh I’m not crazy about Pretty. Odd. I kinda enjoy a mixture of all of them. A little Pray For the Wicked, a lot of Death of a Bachelor, a tad bit of A Fever You Can’t Sweat out, etc.
#2: what’s that? are those other bands?
#3: They’re all albums.
#2: oh HAHAHA I totally knew that HAHA

#1: well what’s your top 3 songs?
#3: My fav is The Ballad of Mona Lisa, then House of Memories, then either Vegas Lights or Hallelujah.
#1: nice. What about you, “#2”
#2: high hopes. dat’s it. the others are bad
#3: ...
#1: sure. If you want, you can go on Spotify and search up, “This Is Panic! At The Disco” They have a lot of good songs on them you can try to learn.
#2: I don’t need that!
Soph: I LOVE Panic! At The Disco! My fav song is LA Devotee
Cath: Oh. You like Death of a Bachelor?
Soph: nah the song’s too slow
Cath: I was talking about the album...
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Panic! At The Disco

Panic! At The Disco is the only good band
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Panic! at The Disco

Just know this: If someone says its a band, all the Emos in the world will cry.
Person: Have you ever heard of the band 'Panic! at The Disco
Me: *cri cri* No! I haven't...
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Panic! At The disco

Back in the 70s they used to call heroin "panic", so there was heroin at the disco
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