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Creamy Pirate

When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate...
by Roostafy April 21, 2003
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Butt Pirate

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.
The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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cereal pirate

1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.

2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
by argh! April 27, 2006
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Pirating

A sexual act, where the female (or presumably male) is slapped first lightly, then slightly harder, during sex. This is usually done from behind, although frontal pirating can occur.

The name comes from the source material, Pirates XXX and Pirates XXX 2.
Did you watch Pirates last night?

Yeah, dude. Did you see that pirating scene? He slapped her titties good!
by "Devil Dick Willy" April 20, 2009
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The Angry Pirate

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!
by arrick January 18, 2006
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Pirates of the Carribean

Great, you memorized the movie. Now work on learning how to spell Caribbean.
by Saiyara January 3, 2004
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Ass Pirate

1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.
"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."
by John J. October 27, 2004
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