Red Velvet Pummel

The same acts described in the Hummel Pummel, only the girl receiving the head-butting is on her period.

"Yo did you totally bone your girlfriend for her birthday last night?"

"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

red velvet creampie

The act of ejaculating in a girl while she is menstration

Bro I totally gave that girl a red velvet creampie last night

by Katkicker69 October 1, 2021

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

Red Velvet Yogurt

When ejaculation and disposal of menstrual blood occur at the same time during sexual intercorse, forming a thick red mixture.

Jim and Katie made some red velvet yogurt last night and served it to their kids for breakfast this morning.

by RondaMyRousey August 15, 2016

red velvet creamcake

The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.

Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.

by sir nutsalot May 11, 2014

Red Velvet mustache

When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.

Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.

by Its Manda! May 9, 2011

Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017